Hi! I see you’ve stumbled across my author’s blog. Were you expecting another philosophical outlook on life and the universe? Pfft. There are far more interesting things to do. Eating pizza, for example. You don’t happen to have any, do you?
Well, anyway, I suppose I should properly introduce myself. I know for a fact that some of you have heard of my fabulousness, but since my story isn’t properly written yet, most of you haven’t.
I see a lot of head-scratching among the audience…you do realize who I am, don’t you?
…I assumed Elizabeth had explained. I’ll have to have a little talk with her later. Basically, she’s decided that every so often (probably once a week), one of her characters will
So, introduction. Madame Liz hasn’t figured out a lot of what’s going to happen in my story yet. I’m pretty sure it’s sci-fi, and I think I get to read people’s minds. (I’m looking at you, Emily-the-sociopath.) I certainly hope I don’t get killed off, since she’s so fond of doing that to people. Did I ever give you my name? It’s Jason Williams. I would say don’t forget it, but since it’s virtually impossible to forget someone like me, I won’t. But don’t forget it.
Well, Madame L—Elizabeth says that I’ve used up my time. Hopefully I’ll see you all again soon! Bring me pizza next time, though.
Jason, if I bring you pizza, what will you do for me?
ReplyDeleteYou'll have my undying gratitude. And we can hang out and be fabulous together! That is...if you're at all fabulous. But since you like pizza, you're probably at least pretty cool.
DeleteThanks Jason. By the way, is there a campaign to keep Madame Liz from killing you off in the story about you?
ReplyDeleteI asked her, and she laughed and said no, but there's probably one that's been formed for the opposite purpose. *sniffs* I seen to tick off a lot of people...
DeleteYou may not realize this, but I know your author personally. Madame Liz says that you deserve everything that you're getting. So what do you have to say to that?
ReplyDeleteYou know her? Why would you be friends with a sort of person who spends her leisure time thinking of diabolical schemes concerning me and my friends? *sniffs* She ever deprived me of my gun, and I haven't eaten pizza in months. Come on...I'm not /that/ egotistic. In fact, I believe I'm rather humble sometimes. If you know her, can you please ask her not to torture me any more?
DeleteI actually don't think that I'll ask her for you. In fact, I have been eating your pizza. Without your gun, good luck look taking your pizza from me. It also doesn't help that you share names with a former Orlando Magic basketball player who was old and barely ever played and was the butt of a lot of jokes. All the same, you might as well not respond, because I'm about done talking to you.
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